Tuesday 24 March 2009

The best song in the world: Platypus Pants Party



Lyrics:
I was born a platypus
Half plate, half octopus
I’d like to invite you to a pants party
There’s very little room
Because my penis is so long
& I wouldn’t be surprised if you got to see me in a thong
I don’t mean to be buggin,
But I’m sure you want what I’m luggin.
I could come around back
Or we could just chill out
I know what every girl wants
I’ll make you antsy in your pansty, baby
I was born a platypus
Half plate, half octopus
You wanna get high?
I’m better than your bong.
Let's get this party dank
I’ll get you higher than everest
Outer space, interwebz,
Honey we be breaking your bedz.

by VaginaJohnson (a.k.a Katie) & chewed unicorns (a.k.a Iris)

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